Grasshopper

Chicago, IL
Los Angeles, CA
USA

Inquiries

Questions & Comments

We will try to thoughtfully respond to all general inquiries, hate mail, suggestions, and spam in a timely manner. If we don’t get back to you, your email probably got lost, yeah that’s it, it got lost.

We are not taking on any advertisers at this time; baked goods will increase the potential to convince us otherwise, but still not bloody likely. Now that we have that cleared, we can say words like "mothereffinshit" and say things like "abortion rights for women!" and "stop the death penalty!" and there’s nothing you can do about it, at least on our site.

Submissions

We take submissions based on how much design street-cred you have gained over the years. The total number of points you need is three. If you just have an "idea" for an article that you’d like to write about, send us an email with the subject "Re: I have this idea for an article I want to write but probably never will, but if I did write it, it would be kick ass, so maybe I will."

Become a Contributor

We don’t just let anyone become a contributor - you have to earn that trust and prestige, or just bribe us with fifty bucks. That’s right, for fifty bucks we’ll put your name and profile on our site and let you put "contributor" on your lame resume. Or just send us an email and tell us why you want to be a part of this.

Recommend Music

We really like music so if you hear about some kick ass band, or DJ, tell us! Maybe we can trade mix tapes or something.